サカバンバスピス
The amount of time it took for Sacabambaspis to become an internet meme: approximately 450 million years.
Born 450 million years early.
Missed evolution. Missed utility. Still made it to the timeline.
When God pressed "randomize" once and never touched it again.
Proof that you don't need teeth, speed, or purpose to become eternal.
While dinosaurs went extinct, Sacabambaspis waited. Patiently. Menacingly.
Evolution tried. Failed. Gave up. Called it art.
450 million years of silence → one viral moment.
Perfect risk-reward profile.
No thoughts. No brain. Only destiny.
The face of "I survived everything, including relevance."
Before whales ruled the seas, this thing ruled confusion.
If memes are fossils of culture, Sacabambaspis is the first god.
